5 Reasons To Have Horses Instead Of Children!

Written by Wednesday, 30 March 2016 10:33

We are not saying don't have children, but we are discussing some of the reasons you may decided having horses is better.

1. No ear plugs needed.

Whilst you may hear the occasional neighing, you can avoid the screaming, crying and teenage tantrums. There will be no "I hate you mum!" coming from their mouths...phew.

2. You'll be able to sleep.

Ahh sleep...That one word which means so much. Whilst there may be the odd circumstance which requires your attention and disrupts your sleep, on the whole you will have long and peaceful nights of sleep.

3. They are (relatively) easy to keep.

Give them a field of grass, and a friend, and they are happy (pretty much).

4. You will never hear those words "Mum, I'm bored..."

If you don't feel like riding them one day then you don't need to worry. Horses are quite happy to occupy themselves. You do not need to keep them constantly entertained.

5. Magical powers.

As calm and loving creatures they are sensitive to your mood and have the magical power to always cheer you up no matter how negative you are feeling. They provide a great shoulder to cry on.

Abi Rule



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  • Comment Link Lucy Houghton Friday, 17 June 2016 01:03 posted by Lucy Houghton

    Children are a horrific curse. Horses are angels sent to soothe the stresses of everyday life...just very fragile, high maintenance expensive ones!

  • Comment Link sharon jones Wednesday, 27 April 2016 12:39 posted by sharon jones

    ive got both kids and horses - and i must say my horses were my escape from my kids lol

  • Comment Link Eleanor Campbell Thursday, 14 April 2016 10:00 posted by Eleanor Campbell

    My life has always been about having horses and always will be. Can't say the same for having kids lol

  • Comment Link Megan Noblett Wednesday, 13 April 2016 14:29 posted by Megan Noblett

    I can't have kids and I've always said that the positive side of my condition is that I could afford to have horses instead! :D